Dating: No pansies allowed

It's so funny how things go so wrong so quickly.

Anyone who knows me, knows that I don't really date.... I didn't have the time or the energy to 'meet someone' for so long. I guess in a way this hurt me. I have no prior experience to reference when I'm having issues in my current dating life.

The following.... frustrate me.

1. When a girl likes you, she usually makes it pretty obvious. How hard is it to be straightforward back to her? If you don't like her... be a man and say that things aren't going to work out so that she can move on.

2. When you DO like a girl, don't ignore her. Why is it that guys think that texting/calling someone like once a week is ok?? It's not too much to ask for you to touch base with me.

3. When major life events occur... tell the girl you are dating. When you graduate from college, regardless of what 'level' or 'degree/certificate' you are getting... it would be nice to know.

4. Don't tell a girl you are 'busy' then the next minute talk about how you watched basketball all day or played poker all night. Thats not busy, thats 'I don't want to see you right now... I want some dude time'.

5. When you have not seen the girl you are 'sleeping with!!' for almost 2 weeks, she gets restless... testy and not gonna lie.... a little pissed off. Don't wait that long to see her... she moves on. (I have a date Friday. jerk)

6. Don't act like the world knows your work schedule... let me know when you are available to hang out... and by that I obviously mean... ACTUALLY LET ME KNOW!!

God, I hate guys.

I will be adding more to this as my dating life progresses.... because as we ALL KNOW... Katie will not be getting married anytime soon.

Julie and I want to start a blog completely based on this idea... that dating really sucks... and awesome girls get stuck at home on Friday nights because idiot guys don't THINK about calling them. Yea... call us. We sometimes want to see you. Who knows... you may actually get laid. Girls have hormones too you fuckers.

Coming soon to a garage near you...

So, my uncle (the only real uncle I have in my uber small, yet ridiculously awesome family...) has owned this car for a really long time. I have always loved this particular car. Its a freaking classic. People all over the world are obsessed. It is an ICON of the 1980s.

My uncle has lived overseas since 1985, the year I was born. he has owned this car since 1981... and since 1985 it has sat in a garage... not being appreciated for the awesomeness that it is.

I am determined to own this car someday.



FUCK YEA!

BACK TO THE FUTURE BABY!!

I have big plans for this car. Can you imagine how AWESOME riding up in this car would be?? Bring along a little dry ice for the 'just got back from 1955' look.

Epic.